Friends: Only know a few things about you. Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

(Source: hellyeahitsrandom, via hellyeahitsrandom)

walmartfashionista:

i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway

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